I guess it could be that they have zero expectations theatrically and just try to get a token showing so when these movies go to streaming and Blu Ray they have more value than if they were “straight to video.”

South Park constantly reinvents and takes big storytelling risks. It doesn’t always work but even the failures, like the end of the 2016 election season, are still much more interesting than anything The Simpsons has done this century.

Well, like most of us I think Groenig had also long since stopped caring about anything Simpsons related by the time of the Family Guy crossover.

It’s also inaccurate as De Niro gave up acting at some point in the early 00s.

Is there any doubt Elon Musk is going to go full Hank Scorpio in about 15 years? All he needs is a beard and a major government-related setback to avenge.

Axe and Adolov still using Taylor’s preferred “they” pronoun while discussing killing them was classy.

He never should have been in that Florida porn theater in the first place. Nobody in their right mind has any business being in Florida.

“Shadows Die Twice” is the most random and meaningless game tagline I’ve seen in a long time. That along piques my interest.

Canadian Prime Minister Wilfrid Laurier did just that in 1899. They shot him from a mega-cannon right into the moon.. But unfortunately the giant moon-man had his mouth open and swallowed him whole.

But what about a Space Escalator? Of course the gravity change would be an issue so you’d have to be extra careful not to get caught in the sharp metal parts.

That will never happen, unfortunately. Every time an East Coast rapper is formed an equal but opposite West Coast rapper is created as well.

“The Music” is not The Most Important Thing.

He can act jumping on a couch because he met Katie Holmes.

Young Rip Torn looked more like Jack Nicholson than Harbour does now, but Harbour looks like old Rip Torn could possibly look like young.

Even if the director was a native English speaker I would assume this is what they meant unless proven otherwise. Everyone, even a professional director is going to stumble over words occasionally.

Just one. John Hodgman.

I think that’s one reason people misremember this movie. Hepburn looks so stylish and the promise of living the life of a flighty aspiring socialite in 60s NYC is so compelling people selectively craft their recollections of it into a nonexistent film they wish they existed.

Saturday Night Fever is a prime example of a great movie people want to remember as a fun, campy romp through Disco times instead of a melancholic and somewhat tragic coming of age story. I saw it at a midnight showing not that long ago and the (mostly intoxicated) audience cheered and laughed all through the first…

But I thought he was Canadian. Shouldn’t he be getting an Elky or a Loony instead?

You can’t spell SiriusXM without Sxsm.