I envision a future where all of the indie musician, improv comedy and podcasting jobs are filled by robots.

Well I mean, if it was you, and you were duplicated but you still died, the duplicate would of course live on but that’s not much consolation if your own awareness ends.

Copying the consciousness seems pointless anyway, if the original’s mind shuts down when they die.

Baby Boomers weren’t listening to Roxy Music though. Obviously the guy’s a 2018 vintage vinyl hipster all grown up.

Nepotism is so entrenched in Hollywood, they seem to think that whenever some regular guy loses his job the vacant post will immediately go to a sibling.

It’s probably for the best there was never a Sprockets movie, but damn, in the right hands, which it never would have been, that would have been a great movie.

A lot of people think M*A*S*H didn’t go downhill until season 10. And Gunsmoke didn’t start losing steam until season 18. In conclusion, television is a land of contrasts.  

Adult Swim has to be at least partially subsidizing both shows, right? New episodes seem to air right away, not waiting a year to go into the rerun pool.

I had a Korean friend growing up in Texas and he was probably made fun of for eating dogs at least once a day. So there’s that, unfortunately. You’d think with Samsung and Hyundai being so ubiquitous there might be a little more awareness.

Old Man Yells At God!

I did the same, but when I walked out of the mall AMC all I saw was a dilapidated Macaroni Grill restaurant across the parking lot. I guess that does say a lot about life though.

A Married With Children revival starring Bud Bundy has to be inevitable.

That’s been said a lot and there is certainly some truth there.

The Shia Labeouf cameo as Young Greedo?

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S IN MY POCKETS??!

There have been many successful musicals (especially recently) of things that don’t seem like they should have been musicals. What makes Streetcar so great is how utterly tone deaf the adaptation is.

Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, like a lot of great Troy McClure titles, is genius because it’s not a parody of any one thing but just hearing the name you instantly imagine the whole series of stupid 70s kids movies. Of course the first Christmas Ape movie with Troy McClure, Dean Jones and Joyce Van Patten made…

Call it The Orville Effect.

We pretty much got a full one with Ricardo Montalban doing a To Sir With Love, and it was glorious.

We have that deck of cards with all the bad guys from Gulf War 2, what else do you need?