This is exactly what I tell the suits in charge every time I show up for my job as a brain surgeon.

I think the Spice channel would be even better. Rose likes to walk around hanging dong, maybe he just needs to become a porn star?

I suspect some men who attain a level of power and success think this means women will be more attracted to them and gain an overinflated ego and sense of entitlement. Like, “this is the reward for succeeding, I should be able to get any woman I want.” I don’t pretend to know how successful women think, but I suspect…

I’m easily nauseated by ketchup. It’s not the condiment itself but I’ve just seen it used in disgusting ways so often, especially growing up.. Like people squirting ketchup directly on dirty fast food trays for their fries, or out of control kids drinking it from the bottle at a diner, or Trumpian men who should know…

They were all kind of selfish little shits. But they’re teenagers. As goofy as the show is, the characters kind of ring true and I think that’s why it was so watchable. They act like the popular kids in a 90s high school act.

You know what would make a great movie? Howard the Duck.

They’re annoying to me because they ring so true, which is why I love the show. If it was just a show about twentysomethings and all the problems in their relationships and careers I wouldn’t have made it half an episode but the mystery angle really makes it work.

I’d say that show was Berlin Station, but that ain’t so hot either.

William Randolph Durst.

Accidentally admitting you’re a serial killer totally sounds like the kind of thing I would do on a Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

I’d rather see them scrap the first movie entirely and start fresh. I hated World War Z so much I don’t think I’d go see any sequel.

I’ve been re-watching too, but I hit the end of season 5 three weeks ago and don’t know if I can do season 6 again. Most of it is great, but it is very trying.

Yeah, I enjoy it when I do watch it and feel like I should be a fan. Maybe watching one occasionally is the way to go, ideally after a drink or two. There’s also something about the Evil Dead and similar movies where they’re a lot more fun to watch with other people than alone.

Not my point but.. All right.

I have all the appreciation in the world for Raimi and Bruce Campbell and the Evil Dead series and I was happy they got a show but it seemed like I was never in the mood to actually sit down and watch it.

I always get irritated with “questions” that are only a compliment about how much the audience member loves the subject’s work or how attractive they think they are. Yes, it is very important you let the whole room know how big a fan you are of the person we are all here to see.

I’d like to see the Designated Survivor-esque chain of events that calls for a 4th string Mark McGrath to step up to the plate.

Listen to this guy. He knows his Skeet.

I would say they should get rid of these legacy strips to make way for new talent, but more likely they’d just replaced them with one less page in the newspaper. So I just appreciate the quaintness of comic strips still existing for one more day.

Just the other say I saw a Calvin pissing sticker on a Cadillac. A little voice inside my head said don’t look back, you can never look back.