Isn’t this the origin story for Shadowrun?

I can’t believe I invested $50,000 in your homemade cryptocurrency.

Like me!

Well it is a Chuck Lorre show, vague and halting neutrality is the best you’re going to get.

Yeah, better narrow that down to “Show me in the New Testament.” And even then I am not 100% sure it’s not condoned somewhere.

The plot is they have to save their little community from a big evil corporation that wants to consume and destroy it. It’s the same hack plot you see in 85% of all movies aimed at kids and teenagers.

The most compelling reason for a head/body transplant is to teach sexist men the error of their ways by giving them a lady’s body.

Not to be undone, Google announced a new Harry Potter series that is going to cost a million times a million dollars.

It’s also an attraction to get people to sign up with Prime in the first place, or keep people who are on the fence from leaving.

Also, steak is just cow meat made hot.

I’m still holding out hope those commercials with the Sonic guys are leading to some grand, epic narrative.

If you go back and read the third word of every single comment I’ve ever written you’ll find a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup.

Lucille Ball is such an obvious answer and I want to be contrarian because every single comedic actress is compared to her or called “the next Lucy” and usually a person like her is more famous for being first than best... But dammit, Lucille Ball was one of those people who were so good at what they did, it’s like…

Did you hear “Lost in Space” is going to be like Lost, in space?

The Remember the 90s crowd is quickly aging out of watching stuff like this. Time to get that Remember the 00s going.. It’ll be pretty close to now except more Ed Hardy shirts and songs about firemen dying.

Until they reboot Celebrity Death Match this will have to do.

I think he may be the most talented actor presently living. But his thinking “You Are Not Here” was in any way something that the world needed makes me wonder what exactly is going on up there.

Hear hear.

I love that at one point DC comics nerds thought they were still socially superior to D&D geeks. The kids today don’t realize how balkanized our dumbass little music and nerddom tribes were in the 90s.

TMNT was also a miracle of independent comics publishing. Eastman and Laird had to have made a Robert Johnson-esque deal with the devil.