Bullshit. There's no way that pitch was in the 90s.

Oh no! This, friends, is why you always review your comments for grammar and punctuation before hitting "publish."

I meant, "I know! [exclamation mark] French Stewart!" Sorry, my potential friend, I wish I could know Mr. Stewart and his sexy, comedic ways.

Edit: BAH! I didn't take my own advice! I just added commas…

I know FRENCH STEWART!!!

Sarah Paulson likes women more than men.

Jason Campbell was tabbed by NBC 7 years ago to star in one of their upcoming TV shows based on "Saturday Night Live." An intense bidding war took place between the shows, with Tina Fey going so far as to offer up the role of Tracy Jordan to Campbell. She even offered up one night of hot intercourse with Rachel Dratch…

So you're saying there's a chance.

Peyton: So what exactly do you want us to do here?

What started out as a well-intentioned reference to The Pixies has turned into a really crippling double entendre. Truth is, I love The Pixies AND masturbating on fundamentalists. Win-win.

At long last, I can rescue my Real Ghostbusters Winston figure from my childhood toy bin, and he can at long last relive his bustin' days.

Sigh....a begrudging +1.

Yeah, I thought the skunk was nature's skunk.

Nature's Skunk?

quoth a true spy. Sorry, I'm just an amateur.

They had been planning on a Deadpool one. It always said coming soon, then it vanished from their site. I would have bought tons of bottles of that.

Wow, someone who's not acting like a complete jackass, that's refreshing. But yeah, I already put a preorder on the Xbox One. It had a few more exclusives I care about, most of the bad points are really non-issues for me personally, and I'm a sucker for established accounts (got a good 125,622 gamerscore and been a…

Just Xbox One in Italics.