The Patriots don't need a reason to release him. They can kick him off the team for sneezing wrong if they want to. GTFO of here with "there is nothing they can do" 

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

Fuck this system. There are ZERO reasons this thing should not be able to dock. It’s only undockable so as not to eat into regular Switch sales.

This is so fucking stupid. People are getting sick vaping illegal black market THC pods. The overreaction to this by both sides is beyond annoying. I vape and because I vape, I haven’t had a real cigarette in 3 years. 

I prefer geek.

I have shit handwriting. Like absolute trash. I'm about to get back into D&D so I'm definitely gonna pick one of these up with the apple pencil for all my character sheets and what not. Is there a good D&D companion app? 

77 grams of sugar. You should not be drinking this. I should not be drinking this. No one on this fucking planet should be drinking this.

Wouldn’t waste your money on the 4 series TCL TVs. Save up a bit more and get a 5 or 6 series. 

Wouldn’t waste your money on the 4 series TCL TVs. Save up a bit more and get a 5 or 6 series. 

Yeah, apparently vaping and/or smoking pot is much much worse than the binge drinking that goes on every single day across the country. 

Source on your “millions of kids” comment? 

But you can still go to the store and buy lime-a-ritas?

Extremely meta. The best meta. 

“When this cheat code is activated player immediately whatever mission or event is currently active.”

Both those comments sound like Spidey is done in the MCU. How they can be read any other way right now is beyond me.

These idiots do deserve to get leveled though. The best part of an idiot on the field is the tackle. When it doesn't happen I get sad. 

This seems like it should have been obvious. Because it was obvious.

It's not even his look. It's his entire character in the WWE. He is Johnny Cage. 

No. The Miz is literally who Cage is. So in closing this movie can fuck off if Miz isn't cast. 

You're wrong.

If they don’t cast The Miz as Johhny Cage then this movie can fuck right off.