This is quality shade.

Maybe she’s, like, trying to leave that part in the hands of a higher power so that she can focus all her energy on making sure her son gets the care he needs.

New car owners who get 6 months free and forget to cancel.

Yes, it would have been better.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

I don’t want to take this to a level where it gets too silly, but guaranteed contracts would be nice.

A child is the ultimate vanity project. Arrogance is imbued into the act.

Please elaborate!

“Anonymous” there means “a journalist knew their names, and confirmed that they’re police officers, but agreed not to identify them by name.”

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

Please refer to us as “beta cucks”. Thank you.

follow-up for mr. coates; what is your kinja burner’s name

Same here. I remember Megan Ganz was beloved by the Community community and any time an upcoming episode had her name on it made people excited. It sucks that she was robbed of being able to enjoy her work being so beloved.

Megan Ganz was my total hero when I was a sixteen-year-old aspiring TV writing obsessed with Community. The idea this was happening all the while makes my heart break. 

Me Hate He.

Oh my god, that movie sucked. But I believe it was basically an excuse for all of those poker/drinking buddies to get together in Vegas for a few weeks, party and make money at the same time.

Also, Sinatra’s “Ocean’s 11?” Ain’t that good.

I’m having trouble coming to terms with how cool this is.

And then he tweeted “That’s just what was on my mind at the time LOL,” like it was no big deal. Fam. That was amazing, in the truest sense of the word.

Good thing the Wolves have the steady hand of Glen Taylor in the ownership box to make bold decisions for the betterment of the team.