Exactly. Even if you knew her as a therapist and author, you’d probably be left wondering what TPIR has to do with anything.

I mostly remember him as Randy, the 11th hour replacement for both Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher, on That 70s Show.

Ring, Ring, that’s the sound of the Police.

I thought it was obvious that it was the ghost of the heart donor— OUT FOR REVENGE. He forces Emilia to murder the members of a rival crime syndicate.

Personally, I’ve started following all the former writers on Twitter. I want to see where they land so I can go back to reading their stuff. Once G/O Media have (inevitably) lost every good writer they had on staff at the time they took over, I can finally be done looking at their stupid website. The sad thing is, the…

This is an excellent breakdown of their respective claims to the title.

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

Man, that’s a tough one. Johnson went 10-1 in 11 starts, 4 complete games (all shutouts) and 116 K in 84.1 IP (just 26 BB). That’s dominant. Hell, he even got NL Cy Young votes and he was only in the league for August and September.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

I think this is one of the ways the patriarchy fucks over men. If they’re raised (directly or indirectly) to believe men (especially those in a hetero relationship) are meant to be the breadwinners and anything else is a failure, I’m sure that fucks you up long term.

I think this is one of the ways the patriarchy fucks over men. If they’re raised (directly or indirectly) to believe men (especially those in a hetero relationship) are meant to be the breadwinners and anything else is a failure, I’m sure that fucks you up long term. Not that it’s the responsibility of any women in…

Hey, I'm 41 and white and think that Lizzo is fucking fantastic. Maybe this guy just sucks.

I think she should resign from the Senate too.

Good comment, better username. +1

I think you mean 24our/7even

So, what’s the starting height on height searches for Women seeking Men during that time period?

Always round up.

Yeah, I feel for the cops who arrested Miss Poohands. I’m clearing out of there no different than if she had a gun.  Speaking of which, where was the good guy with a poop?

Where does she think she is? A fucking Applebees??

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”