“Hey, I have a lot of black friends. Exactly four.”

Kudos to the anchors who stood firm in support of Hill

But like, a pretty thunderdome.

Dunno, but I’m pretty much voting on who would win thunderdome style.

These brackets always have a large portion of participants who don’t know the criteria they’re supposed to be using to decide.

Sorry man. One day the Yankees’ ship will come in.

That’s cool. They still have a racist mascot

The asymmetry of all of this is best visualized by Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ face. 

Born between 1995 and 2012, Generation Z is considered to be independent and competitive workers who want to write their own job description and work for organizations with similar social values. 

It’s truly heartwarming to see teens grifting at such a young age.

Stillman: Gen Z loves references. Remember I’m On A Boat?

The best thing about this game is it will make Vikings fans think their team is good, because they think the Saints are still good. The best part of my NFL season is watching overconfident Vikings fans come to the realization that their team still sucks.

“Coach, we really have a chance to bruise their backs and genitals here..”

“You went 4 for 4 with 2 52 yard field goals in your debut. Talk about rhetoric as the counterbalance to dialectic in framing a debate.”

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Better idea:

“To milk an almond” killed me.

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

Black Twitter is the best Twitter. I’ve got nothing to contribute myself, being extra-white, but I enjoy the genius thoroughly.

She is absolutely terrible, but no way she did this on purpose. This is a huge reach.