Asking for money!?

As usual, Belichick lies low and lets the highlights do the talking.

I’m hoping it’s Kirk’s or something, to shake things up.

these NAMES

I find that code alarming because as a kid, I totally would have tried to eavesdrop if my parents told me that they needed to go talk about Christmas.

The thing about having kids is that you end up programmed to always feel a little sorry for people who have to distract their kids from something they don’t want them to see; even Ivanka Trump.

Coincidentally, starting in 2017, the President’s Weekly Radio Address will be known as “Toucher and Rich.”

Man, listen. Everyone wants her to run but to me that’s selfish. After the way the electorate treated the Obama’s during this election they deserve some well-needed vacation time. Time away from the media and whatever disgusting underclass exists that somehow got Trump in THEIR house.

I hope this interview involves wine which could encourage a Give No Fucks, candid, real black women exchange.

You, however, can fuck off.

Blue Door for burgers and beer. Northbound brew pub for beer and somewhat classier but still bar-type food, Revival for the BEST fried chicken of your life and I say that as a transplant from the southern states. You’ll never get in for dinner so go for lunch. I can keep going. My wife and I may be moving from…

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS

I cannot read that phrase without cracking up.

Cock-blocktopus just made my entire year. We're done here, 2013, and possibly the first half of 2014.

I was already laughing, but then actual tears streamed down my face. Lindy deserves a Pulitzer for that phrase alone.

I feel like this phrase has wider applicability and needs to enter the lexicon.

"cock-blocktopus"