He's a real dean-va!

If a man wants to go assault women in a public restroom, I promise that he is very unlikely to premeditatively dress as a woman to do so. If you see what you think is a man in women’s clothes in that restroom, most likely it’s not a man, and she’s just there to pee. If you see a man in man’s clothes in that restroom,…

The crazy thing is if a man genuinely DID want to dress up as a woman and go into women’s toilets to harass women, there has never been anything actually stopping him - a random perv could have done that in 1924 just as easily as he could do in 2024. But it didn’t really happen in 1924, just as it doesn’t really…

That is the thing, its all hypothetical “think of the women” bullshit with the terfs. They find one case where someone , who may or may not actual be trans, does something wrong and then they say “Look, this is all trans people everywhere!!!!”. They also cherry pick data worse then climate change deniers.  

Yes I do often hear of hate crimes against transphobes, where Transwomen beat little old ladies with brickbats while saying “CALL ME A WOMAN!”

“JK had done well.  I was proud of her.  JK fucked up good and proper.  You had to hand it to JK.” 

“Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the transphobes!”

Yeah, this sucks. I was literally just earlier trying to show someone my #1 moment in Daily Show history... where Aasif Mandvi is interviewing a North Carolina GOP chairman who’s sharing some racist thoughts and Aasif finally looks at him and says, “You know that we can hear you, right?” It’s still the top search…

So how does Paramount profit from this? Is there a specific tax write-off that’s so large as to be worth the customer backlash?

“You see, the nightmare of schizophrenia is not knowing what’s real. Imagine the things most important to you, people, places, were not gone, not dead, but worse, had never been. What kind of hell would that be?” Christopher Plummer bites into that speech like a McRib.

I honestly think a lot of it is “Eh, yeah, he kinda sucks, but I’ve hated the Democrats my entire life, and I’m not stopping now.”

I’m going to take out this tape of you fighting fraud, and show you this OTHER tape of traitors trying to overthrow democracy and install a fascist dictator...THAT IS YOU!!!!!!!

Guys let me say something...I’m an insurrectionist...you see, what you did on this tape here looks a lot like what me and my insurrectionist…

It’s really fucking bad. Forgive the following infodump:

I, for one, would prefer a sound loss all around. Some sort of incalculable, humiliating landslide. Sadly, I think your outcome is more likely. 

I made a joke that there should be a Bob’s Burgers episode where Jimmy Pesto thinks Bob is grinding up kids in his basement for burgers and then I remembered that’s almost literally the pilot.

I ain't afraid of no rolley coaster!

If he goes to jail he won’t have to worry about the dangers of the Devastator at Thrill World.

My brand is repeatedly punching Russel Brand in the face. Can’t do anything about it, it’s just part of my persona.

The difference is monetization. Producers probably wanted even more outrageous behavior from Brand, because the public was shocked by it and interested in it. Brand did things like have sex with a homeless person on a reality show IIRC. He and I think Jonathan Ross got fired from a radio show for harassing an older…

Weird how people think “that’s just (blank) being (blank)“ somehow makes their behavior less bad. The fact that this is normal for them makes it better, not worse? Reminds me of this line from Taxi: “You have to forgive Louie, he’s himself today.”