It’s hard to remember, but there actually was a time when E--- M--- seemed like the real deal instead of just another tech bro shitlord. 

Wouldn’t the arc light also have a real projectionist, and not just have it be a case of having to wait around for a manager with the right key to open things up and stare at everything uncomprehendingly for another several minutes?

Anyone attending a showing at the ArcLight has zero patience for anything that’s not Film.

I thought Tom Hanks officiating your wedding was the ultimate life goal?

...in Flatch, where lots of people don’t have vehicles.

Oh good, it’ll be PG so even young people will now get to see his wife not-act.

I don’t understand why you hire Rob Zombie to direct a PG movie, it’s just really weird to me.

Sam had amnesia in the original series, his brain was swiss-cheesed - he didn’t even remember his gf/wife to start with. Nobody knew how to make him leap for sure, but Al would run scenarios on the supercomputer and give him a rough idea of what might work, and some episodes made a point of this being a difficult…

This is what the public has the right to know about a celebrity dying:

The comment about “toxic masculinity” makes me think of a thought I had recently - this isn’t toxic masculinity, it’s just masculinity.

I won’t give anything away but during the scorpion scene; the exchange between her and Pontius is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen/heard on Jackass.

Thank you for chiming in.

I’m only familiar with how it works down in here in Tampa (I’ve got friends who work for the THA), and I know that we’re going through both a strong wave of gentrification, as well as strong attempts to get reasonably affordable housing in the city/county, especially since so many long-term…

GOD DAMN IT!

I totally understand that you think $300k isn’t much for a home. It’s nothing where I currently live (Eugene, OR) right now either. It is, however, an absolutely ENORMOUS amount of money for a home in a little redneck town in Ohio that had 1 stoplight and 1 sheriff and 1 fire truck manned by volunteers who are mostly…

Really the only way to resolve this dispute is a dance competition.

“I don’t know why the village council is worried about litigation from a $24 million a year company, while it’s out a $65 million-a-year company,”

Chappelle’s claim that the town council was trying to making him “audition” is the kind of smug peevishness that seems to characterize his personality these days.  By “audition,” he meant that the town council did not automatically give him what he wanted, and instead treated him like he was one of many citizens of…

In most of the Midwest, $300k will buy you a pretty nice house to a very nice house.

In the time of Mr. Show, David definitely had the more striking, memorable characters. But David aged into a crotchety asshole, while Bob became a paternal, if surreal, prestige actor. 

“It’s fine if you like David Cross more than me.”