I’d say this was totally a Freudian slip but I’m not sure he knows what half the words in that sentence actually mean, including “abolition” and “civil rights”

It’s a shame that gangs haven’t adopted the affirmative action policies that killed Scalia

Heaven forbid it ever happen to my child but if it did then the perp would be better off taking their own life before I got my hands on them

Fun fact: She is the lone CHUD to be diagnosed with a mysterious skin condition. The only treatment is thought to be empathetic thought so it’s not likely we’ll see a change anytime soon

I didn’t perceive that statement as rhetoric, but I am glad you pointed out that stereotype. I did perceive it as a justifiable dig at Miller (and one worth a few chuckles given the right’s actual rhetoric surrounding assimiliation) especially considering his family history. Could it have been phrased better? Maybe,…

Why the maskbook link?

Any idea if this garbage-pile of graphic design was produced in-house, or if not which ad agency is responsible?

ohmagerd think of the children!!

Isn’t the sheer satisfaction of watching it happen enough?

Concise. I love it!

You don’t have any understanding of that lawsuit, do you?

I got too bored to finish this

I love this and I love you. Preach on my pasty brother!

Praise Satan!

They used those records in LA Confidential so I’m sure they are (or at least usually are) put to use for developing leads. Of course that’s fiction and I might just be a computer program so who knows?

I do this (or go entirely shirtless) almost every time I clear snow out of my driveway because once I get moving and sweating I need the icy wind farted straight out of the arctic to keep my body temperature regulated

Found the mall ninja

This put a big smile on my face

What about Manafort’s seized assets?