While he’s at it maybe Beto should take some hamburgers away from this sassy thirteen year old

I see a lot of "spontaneous miscarriages" in the future if restrictions continue to be placed on abortion

Lol cool story bro

Maybe me or my simulated consciousness will be around to write a history about Iran saving the world from the brink of destruction during WW3 and liberating the concentration camps that help every fascist sympathizer in this country sleep more peacefully

focus on your own life

Praise Satan! Then tell him to drag that inhuman fucker to hell already

I’m almost certain that the run-down barn in that picture is on I-80 between Omaha and Lincoln in Nebraska and every time I see it I am sooooooo tempted to commit some petty vandalism.

Advertising is a stain upon humanity and comparing it to anything besides the skid marks in cheetolini’s diapers is almost a moral transgression.

*yawn*

I came to the same conclusion about the property-owner but only because of the shoddy workmanship on that barrier

Nah, that much of a connection to another (ostensible) human would open the door to the inky black, bottomless voids at the core of their beings which they fearfully avoid at all costs. They probably torture small animals/migrant children together.

I really saw that rant concluding with a criticism of christianity as it is practiced in the united states. Should’ve known better

I was literally downing spoonfuls of half crunchy peanut butter and half store-brand nutella yesterday afternoon and I look forward to doing it again today. Thankfully my cubicle is tucked away so nobody witnesses the crime of eating both straight out of the jar (it also keeps my body stink isolated but I’m pretty sure…

Resident of SW Iowa here - even though I pass them daily on my commute I still can’t keep my eyes off the new lakes that have been forming in crop fields along the Missouri river. Interstate 29 had only just reopened a couple weeks ago and is now closed yet again along several stretches.

I mean.....I’m pretty sure this tidbit of info passed out of my head during the past decade (age 19-29). The first third was filled with too much cannabis and the second third included a strong effort to drink myself to death. I remember the feeling of mild shock upon being reminded that this is the case.

“militants”

Alas, I only have one star to give to one of the most concise “fuck you”s I’ve read since 2016. Keep up the good fight comrade. Who knows, maybe internet comments will be what saves us after all /s

Call your representative every day and yell at the poor staffers about the blood that will be on their hands if they don’t pester the fuck out of their boss about it.

I think this Cruz-clone was allowed to sit in the aging vat a little too long

I feel like I missed something - where did the teen own the dipshit?