Hey I’ve got yellow snaggleteeth. Don’t go lumping me in with him

Good people largely don’t want to be police officers. I toy with the idea sometimes but the history of the institution and my proclivity for cannabis hold me back.

But the one right next to it does.....

Isn’t it nice to just disagree with someone and not back it up?

how did this get 22 stars?

Hopefully this ends up being true (that is, there is no summit) because it’s actually an elaborate plot to kidnap the dotard.

Fair point - I’m just fond of ascribing malicious intent to that group as a whole

The boomers can’t imagine letting any of the power they’ve consolidated over the past decades go, even if it means the coming decades are going to be absolutely miserable for them when no one wants to take care of their sagging, decrepit bodies for poverty wages

Several times I’ve given serious thought to applying for a position - I’m empathic, enjoy helping people, already spend countless hours doing monotonous paperwork, and have an eye for details. Bc it’s an institution that ain’t going away anytime soon I figure it will take good people to change it.

Divine logos anyone?

Praise Satan for the ACLU. I should get off my ass and get a law degree so I can join their efforts.

And not even really cleaning up - just doing something that they can spin into positive PR and which usually results in even more trash thrown on the dumpster fire (see the massive transfer of wealth upwards they initiated and continue to sell as a benefit to the economy at large).

His stupid, corrupt face makes me so mad every single time I see it

I know I just don’t want anyone to forget about it!

More than Obama did? What about the numerous commutations of non-violent drug offenders at the end of his term?

Who knew the dark underbelly of National Donut Day would be so repulsive?

Just like how the best way to reduce abortion rates is through easy access to birth control and comprehensive sex education in public schools.

This reminded me of a short story in a collection of transhuman tales I read years back. The trope in this one was that human life had been extended to hundreds if not thousands of years, and Antarctica is finally starting to be settled. However it is still a vastly unexplored wilderness, and I get giddy thinking of…

I’m willing to bet that the investigation is all wrapped up and shit will hit the fan September 1st, since team dotard is so insistent on wrapping this up

Right? Just got back from a vacation and spent a few days in San Francisco during that time. One of my favorite parts was hearing all the different languages - Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, and definitely some others that I couldn’t quite identify. It’s so refreshing after being surrounded by the white,…