...I found it?

This explains some of my Crucible matches.

I'm already disappointed enough with my WiiU. I don't need Watch Dogs piling on.

What is this "Destiny" you speak of? Some sort of FPS? How quaint. I've been pretty engrossed in the indie scene, so I haven't had the time to catch up on the mainstream stuff. What indies? Oh, you probably haven't head of them...

On the other hand, my Demo looks like Evel Knievel.

The only reason you would want someone's personal information is to intimidate them into silence. If you could address their ideas and counter them, you wouldn't need to publicly shame people.

Will I be able to wear a stovepipe hat?

Ugh. I've only seen one Ghibli movie, and one was enough.

Man, I sure could go for some Five Guys right now.

Those insensitive bastards. Don't they know how many white people they're offending?

Nice to see nobody cares about the Facebook thing anymore. Always struck me as a bit of an overreaction.

Grr...those filthy dudebro casuals! They don't appreciate videogames like I do!

If that's what it takes for him to make great games, so be it.

*stares blankly, clearly overwhelmed*

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I wouldn't touch any of that directly with your hands if you can help it.

I would suggest you start with the first game in the series, Descent into Crimson Keep. It's definitely an acquired taste, and you'll probably feel uncomfortable, but by the end you're sure to at least be curious!