Burning man seems like the precursor to the world of Mad Max.

So last week you were all like:

I have two stories, not the best but beats the “no track days” theme.

So by that logic, I assume you don’t do what you exactly did here, which was go to places where people enjoy steak (such as a steak house) and say OMG PEEPULL!! YOU MUST WATCH THIS COW SNUFF FILM BEFORE YOU CAN APPRECIATE YOUR $50 STEAK!!

I’m guessing you don’t do that. While you’re out eating animals. Because that…

Count me in the demographic that A) lost the remote and B) watched the pilot episode.

2008-current Chrysler family minivans. One of the few times when the previous gen vehicle was better in all ways imaginable than the new one.

I have 8 and 4 year old boys. I have them get a small bag and they can select some toys to take for the ride.

It's almost like the VAG engineers selected timing chains that were all too long for the little job they need to do, but not long enough to be a continuous chain. Why? To provide job protection for the Audi service centers? Was this designed by their union reps instead of power train engineering?

You must really get your knickers in a tear when you drive a loaded Toyota or Hyundai with every option on the version of the vehicle sold in America, yet it still has switch blanks.

The 2007 Caravan was probably the best one they've ever made. Tons of them are still on the road today. The 2008 redesign really lowered the bar.

We've had two Dodge Grand Caravans as my wife's car since the 2008 boxy redesign. We're gluttons for punishment. #1 was a rental that we had for a little while, traded it for #2, a 60k mile one owner van with every option. We were tempted by cheap transportation with dual DVDs.

I'm going with the Vega. GM was conquering the world in the 60s, and this was the first car to begin the (near) death spiral.

Wow I had no idea there was a sedan version.

Ask them how many times their POTS infrastructure was paid for by customer billing?

True, but plot quality on a scale of 1 to 10, Toyota will be around 9, and anything by Chrysler will be around a 3. The 4Runner will last until 200-250k, and the Chryslers will make it to 120-150 and then feel like they need to be scrapped.

Really? Creepy? Seriously? I hope you stay in bed under the covers all day, every day, because I can think of a 1.21 gigabillion things more creepy, horrific, and just downright awful than a 5 year old saying yes sir to his father. His dad seems like a cool cat to me, teaching them about fluid dynamics at 5 years…

I agree with this sentiment. I had just sold my much loved Mazda 3, and was in the market for a larger vehicle, manual trans, wagon, and AWD. Forester should fit the bill.

I'm thinking more along the lines of a diesel mall cruiser wearing a flat bill Monster (or Fox) hat sideways. Seems like a stupid idea to buy a full size truck when you live in NYC anyway.

Thank you for pulling another memory out of my brain that I didn't know was there. I SO had one of those tracks. I <3 Stompers about 30 years ago.

This will probably explode a few heads back at Gawker HQ, but what you have observed here is the Limbaugh Theorum.