All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

What if I can’t order Pinot Noir without giggling?

I’d like to think he’ll just forget about it and move on to the next start, but as we all know, an Elfin never forgets.

There are much better knots for fishing that are just as easy to tie. The palomar knot and the uni-knot cover just about every option one would need, and they are both stronger knots and more secure knots (less slipping), especially when braided line is in use.

Breach is a live mode, and Eidos Montreal plans to continuously support and update the experience long after Deus Ex: Mankind Divided’s August 23 launch.

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

To be fair, we did get about 500% of Ant-man in the movie.
He literally had the biggest part of them all!

I really wanted to read about Pokemon Go!, this feels like a bait and switch.

I know what you’re all thinking. Obliviousness to higher priorities. Ignorance of whether your actions will reflect well on a group facing tremendous public relations problems all over the country. An overreaction showing you screwed up 1% of the time when nobody notices that you do things the correct way the rest of…

Just get on the sidewalk, bitch.

Madison Bumgarner And Jason Heyward’s Beef Wasn’t Really A Beef At All

Pimp My Ride’s broadcast history for the international version: a Trabant 601

I'll double that

Uh, no. But I think I have change in the crease of my couch. And a chair. What size are the shoes?haha

Why didn’t you choose this song?

As in, Yeah! Up all night trying to figure out where $115 million is going to come from!

For your guys sake, I really hope that Hulk Hogan is a good boss.