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gremmie00
sub headline to your headline: “Turns out hes right”
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But if you throw it out you damn well better look into that lunch bag to see what she packed, lest you get home and she asks what your favorite part of the meal was.
You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.
The video is incomplete because it’s impossible to be on the sidelines and make a football move.
Extra points for the Wesley Willis soundtrack.
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Why the comma?
He suggested Manziel start, violating the league’s substance abuse policy.
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Dunkey is both better and worse than you at Metal Gear Solid V.
Fancy ball flip instead of a fancy bat flips. He’s found an unwritten rules loop hole. Brian McCann is not pleased.
No innings limit on this fucking guy. God I love him.
National treasure.
Bartolo Colon is the human embodiment of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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