+1 workin’ for peanuts

I hope this is awesome, multiplayer black flag piratin’ would be sick.

all the stars for using Gold Dust Woman, I need a smoke now.

this guy needs to arm wrestle Jim Harbaugh real bad.

Ok, you guys got me, I need to read this big time.

An average untrained person, police or not, isn’t saving anyone from anything inside a car in 15 feet of water.

I think Donnie Yen’s force ghost should be Donnie Yen.

I hope this a ‘make horrible umpire run into the outfield over and over’ game, because Bucknor is just the worst.

Do you think he renames deadspin to hulkspin, or nah?

At some point most of society decided to lead with asshole over empathy, and now this is where we all are. I think that if I go through life assuming everyone has stage 4 cancer when they’re having a bad day, it’ll make me a better person.

People are messed up, even if she’s a screaming helicopter mom. Its the right time to lose your crap if your kid can go into anaphylaxis in a metal tube full of shitbags.

I just want to take a moment to point out that my favorite part of this game is sending return receipts to 500 people. DIE RETURN RECEIPT GUY

Is the double pass legal in Texas? I know its not where I’m from.

You know what’s another way to avoid danger? Pulling over, if you feel you’re in a dangerous situation, not breaking the law.

... next week, on Kickstarter Nightmares...

so much destiny

many stars! also, I wooped batman’s ass.

10/10, you should get a trophy for blinding awesomeness.

Kung-Fu Hustle is fantastic. I wish it became a genre, I would watch a thousand movies like this.

Gee I wonder if the Mets or Nationals have more Boras clients with Playoff incentive bonuses....