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Gremlin
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Yes, wow, a man that happens to be black has walked past my window multiple times! That must mean he’s staking out to rob me! Oh wait, that’s statistically improbable as well as stupid, because unless you check your window every 5 minutes, you wouldn't even notice it in the first place. I can't pretend that I know