Nope. Adult spaces are created by and for adults. Children do not belong unless they are truly unnoticeable.

I had the Monday after Thanksgiving off because it was the first day of deer hunting season.

Just orient the 12-pack on the side so that all cans have the tab pointed up. Then you can rip off the whole side to reach in and grab a can of beer, soda, La Croix, whatevs.

I don’t return fruit. Fruit is a gamble. I know that going in.

Fuck you, Nerd!

Oh, relax. He “blew it” in the same way Tom Brady “blew it” against this team two weeks ago — he lost a game to a tremendous defense that forced him into too many mistakes. Some were crucial, some were just part of standard gameplay, but Cam’s persona neither makes him more or less culpable than any other quarterback…

Sanka, ya dead?

RE: Getting out of the shower: I don’t understand why people do this either. My wife, who is otherwise a wonderful person, soaks the entire bathmat, bathroom, and half of our bedroom every time she steps out of the shower. I don’t even understand how her body can physically hold that much water on its surface.

I do remember 10 or 12 years ago there seemed to be alot of new faces on the munis I play every weekend. It seemed to get really crowded out there for awhile, many younger, college age beginners hacking it around. My brother and I called it the Tiger Curse and hoped it would just go away and it has. The last couple of…

The key difference is that most sports don't have a huge industry dependent on people playing regularly. Once someone buys a pair of basketball shoes and a ball, it doesn't matter to Dick's if he actually gets out on the court more than once a year, and Dick's doesn't even care all that much about the ball and shoes.…

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