This tho.

Yeah, this was a really smart way to build hype. And the whole “is he real? Was this an accidental reveal?” angle reminded me a lot of the rumors we got throughout Gen 1 like “Pikablue” and all the different fake ways of catching Mew. 

We now live in a world where “losing a game of Madden” is now on the list of stats for “causes of a mass shooting”.

No, Money Down!

I’ve read some of the other stories since the Philadelphia Starbucks debacle. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FELLOW WHITE FOLK: BLACK PEOPLE DOING LEGAL THINGS, LIKE SLEEPING OR COOKING OR EXISTING, IS NOT ILLEGAL. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.

I pass two Walmarts and a Sam’s club to get to Costco.

Step 2: Take a picture of the tablet screen so that you have a copy on your phone

First of all, this comment exists in every single mention of classic games. We all know about Raspberry Pi. Stop.

Consolation prizes to: