Jarves

The balls were coming from inside the house!

Maybe the real tasered balls were the friends we made along the way?

I would’ve gained a grudging amount of respect for Barnaby Joyce had he actually grabbed his Lithgow and shot those two dogs.

Fucking Seppoes. Cunts don’t like swearing at the best of times.

Don't have a Tism!

I mean back when the AVClub was cool I’d bet AOC would hang here but we are just a shadow of that former world 

hes also not much of a babysitter, either

Re number 2:

“So Debbie, what first attracted you to the millionaire, Paul Daniels.”

Nah, B-side is ‘Tiers’ in Heaven

!

Deep cut!

I love that aspect of Star Wars. No guardrails, no seatbelts, Luke looking down the barrel of a lightsaber. Every battle is 75% casualties on both sides. The average life expectancy is 20, and the leading causes of death are blasters, light sabers, being eaten by a gigantic animal, and falling into bottomless pits.…

Sorry to be the one to inform you.

Perhaps you would like to discuss this with the director of Human Resources.

I assume these would lead to a lot of neck and shoulder problems.

A Frank Stallone notification.............

You misspelled “Richard Hammond”

Would you be interested in learning more via our 75 newsletters?