If you said the AV Club, you are wrong. It was never popular.

Less suits, more FIFOs

James Blunt disparaged General Wesley Clark in 2007 on Top Gear (UK) for giving an order to Blunt’s unit in the Balkan Wars that could have started World War 3 with Russia. If he had kept his squeaky voice silent in 2007, Wes Clark would have won the U.S. Presidency in 2008 and 2012, allowing Barack Obama to win in…

Um, seriously? Bathurst 1000? Anyone? Anyone?

Downgraded to 60 FPS, you might get none of the Satanic subliminal messages hidden between frames, or you might get all the Satanic subliminal messages and barely any of the movie, which would just come off as preachy.

So if we can’t convince him to strap on the ol’ chainsaw one last time... has anyone considered just chopping off one of his hands and growing a second Bruce Campbell who will?

What a ridiculous double standard. Xiaopi is found to have fucked five cats in a single night and it’s all tongue-in-cheek stories and glowing profiles. But I do the same and am a “creep” and a “weirdo” and my neighbor is “calling the police.” 

Maybe you should have also tried wearing pants

What’s the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Which one is this from? If it’s from 3 then it was never acceptable 

This whole situation is just despicable

went #1 so why try harder?

Easy. The best cupholder mod is your passenger. How does it work, you ask? Simply extend your arm to the right then say the following phrase, “hold my beer”. It also works on non-beer beverages as well I’m told.

Beats me why Audi would spend so much time developing something it’s drivers will never use anyway.

If Canada decides it needs some F-4 Phantoms or maybe even some F-15's, cool. If they want an F-22, they can fuck right off.

It’s not, that has become his nickname online.

Bold words from a man who made one of the most successful movies of all time by portraying icebergs as the enemy.

A Face Is Off

bad take: better take, face/off should be remade every year, with a different pair starring

From one pedant to another, thank you. :)