Without Sandra Bullock this franchise just doesn’t work. 28 Days is a classic.

Das Boot always makes me think of the tank movie The Beast.

For my money, the best submarine flick is still Dick Powell’s “The Enemy Below”

A møøse once bit my sister...

Good thing Samir wasn’t driving, he doesn’t pay attention to the calls.

She may not have any particular expertise on this or any other subject, but she is very pretty. I say we hear her out.

I’m unreasonably fascinated by this graphic.

I get that, but on the other hand it’s not like she’s a fan. I’m not a fan of sports, so if I were to, say, appear in a series of films about baseball, that wouldn’t suddenly make me a sports fan, plus (like a lot of actual actors) I don’t like seeing myself on film anyway. If I knew I’d had a big role in the Babe…

For applications requiring cream cheese, there is no substitute for Philadelphia.

I usually pay to be vandalized from behind.

Somewhere I hope a precocious McDonalds employee is saying, “I’ve never eaten the burgers, which by all accounts are dreadful. But I have smoked the weed they paid for, and it was fantastic.”

This is about as surprising as learning Garfield wrote an essay about what Italian dish was his favorite.

It’s like a constellation of thumbs.

Australians warned you about Moby 20 years ago

Fair enough! Admittedly that does sound quite interesting, I just tend to default to feeling that unless you’re Winston Churchill or Abraham Lincoln or something, you can probably tell your story in one book.

Agent gonzo Marvel story

I understand that people want to get close as possible to the race car habitat for that perfect selfie, but somebody’s gonna get mauled by a driver one of these days.

I don’t disagree that Elon has a cult going with “Climate Change” as the non religious Armageddon. However, the rich guy argument is always a temporary one. Look at the history of technology. Rich people get it first then poor people. Cell phones...etc...

Ants also make tunnels very cheaply. Because they're also small.

I followed MS-13 in their early years on Twitter because they were keeping it real but now they do sponsored posts about Essential Oils and Keto.