gregthestopsign
GregTheStopSign
gregthestopsign

How certain is certainly? There has been no in-universe reference to his 2nd death whatsoever, only to that of his survival and new-found position as a intergalactic crime boss.

You do know that Sith Lords have life-spans longer than that of a hamster? BOBF is set just a few years after ROTJ so if Han Solo is at best the age of a youthful detective going undercover in an Amish community or maybe an adventurous, grail seeking archaeologist then Darth Maul is likely to have no more than a touch

I’d argue that by the time of ROTJ, the existence of 80% of the characters was driven by the demand for Kenner action figures

Maul is ‘killed’ by Obi Wan at the end of The Phantom Menace back when Anakin Skywalker is still a little kid. The Clone Wars had yet to happen. Solo is set during the height of The Empire, long after the Clone Wars and at a guess maybe 10 years before A New Hope.

Do you even geography? The two pictures above are from not very long ago in a galaxy not very far away. They both show the city of La Paz in Bolivia. 2.0 million people live there with the downtown area and more desirable real estate being down in the valley (1st pic). Urban expansion however has led to the city

Chris Morris was made to be an imperial officer

Pretty sure he was alive and kicking (well maybe not kicking) in the post credits tease after ‘Solo.’

Possibly for the same reasons that Tony Soprano was the boss when the likes of Christopher Moltisanti and Furio Giunta were either younger and/or fitter and more physically capable.

Given Charlie Brooker’s work ethic it’d be another 20 years before we got the first episode.

That’s just what a KGB spy forced into a sham marriage would say

It was a Rolex Datejust calibre 31. Even a standard no frills example is worth around $15000. Maybe Kingpin was planning on taking it down to Cash Converters? 

In the 5 years since the traumas of Brexit, Trump, COVID and the release of Cyberpunk 2077 I’ve noticed massive changes in quite a lot of people who I’ve known for years. Some have definitely taken a turn for the worse with internet-fuelled paranoia affecting their day-to-day lives and even costing them their

Not withstanding the simple allure of nostalgia for one of the biggest blockbuster smashes of the 1980's, Top Gun also appears to have an insane amount of practical effects and real-life aerial camerawork - something that hasn’t been seen in movies since the likes of Flight of the Intruder back in the early 90's.

In my fan canon the watch still belongs to Bobbi Morse but Laura Barton has a long-running and massively petty beef with her and wanted it purely out of spite. Clint’s gone along with it because it’s well established in-universe that he’s hen-pecked.

And never underestimate the power of a swift kick in the knackers! 

They play in America’s Major League Soccer competition and are just one of the literally dozens of sports teams owned by everyones’ favourite Thai-Austrian brand of Tachycardia-In-A-Can.

I’m convinced they’ll reintroduce Ming-Na Wen’s Agent May at some point if only for the fact that with her being both a former Disney Princess (Mulan) and helming co-lead status in The Book of Boba Fett she’s the ultimate cross-franchise Disney Easter Egg.

I used to love those ‘Laying On The Grass And Laughing’ moments but I kept on getting too many yellow cards

The great thing about art is that it’s always open to interpretation and my interpretation is that people died horribly (and hilariously) in the desnapping goddammit!

That’s just Marvel’s creatives’ way of saying “oh, those people just moved to a farm upstate where they get to spend their days chasing rabbits”