“The reason why there’s even a discussion of Bond being a woman is because there isn’t an equivalent, universally popular female fantasy heroine.”

Kate, Hanna, Anna, Ava, Lucy, Nikita and Elektra might all sound like they feature in Mambo #5 but they’re all action movies about bad-ass female spies and assassins.

Then…

That’s just sacrilege. There’s already a Mockingbird in the MCU and she‘s played by Adrienne Palicki and I will cut the thumbs off any fucker who tries to claim otherwise. 

I think you’ll find that Mattsen’s lakeside villa is in Varykino on the planet Naboo.

Goatse is a...

He does. I forget which novel it’s in - I think it may even be the first one- but he’s on the run with a woman and they have to check in to a motel. She requests 2 rooms, he’s particularly adamant (in his giant violent vagrant way) that they just share one. It’s a bit like ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ but with less…

I will never understand the popularity of the Jack Reacher books.

That’s because he couldn’t get no satisfaction 

While there were plenty of laughs to be had throughout, the funniest thing I found about this episode was how shit the Stargo App was and how art was imitating life.

In Australia, if you want to stream Succession legally you have to subscribe to ‘Binge’ - which is owned and operated by Rupert Murdoch’s Foxtel and by…

6 episodes for this feels about right. The story feels like it’s relatively low stakes and it’s coasting mostly on the dynamic between Bishop and Barton which you don’t want to ruin by overdoing it.

Did the Queen and MI6 have creative input into Diana: The Musical?

She also omitted to credit the real star of the show: Pizza Dog.

What a monster...

You just reminded me of this cool video representation of every nuclear detonation on earth since the 1945.

Fucken Oath! AoS deserves top 3 at the very least.

I dunno. Once you’re through the sheer hell of security and passport control, you enter the most tranquil place on earth. Soothing music, ‘Champagne and Oysters’ bars, massages, fancy shops selling fancy clothes, fancy gadgets and watches that cost as much as houses, Duty Free booze, FREE booze*, giant Toblerone bars…

Are you kidding? I’ve spent most of my 12hr shift watching football and arguing on the internet.

Here’s one fare-evading on Melbourne Public Transport.

“They make lovely knitwear, though.”

Sadly, I think it’s here to stay. At it’s heart, crypto-trading is essentially just gambling (albeit with a giant carbon footprint) which is a vice that has never gone out of fashion. 

The cast and the soundtrack have me hooked already. Can’t wait for the next episode. Hope we can get weekly reviews!