I miss the days when TV was filmed in Flavour Country.

It’s all a 1st world socialist paradise  until you get bitten by a møøse

Surely Bloki is the Loki who’s a bloke!?

To be fair the oil market probably crashed 3 or 4 decades earlier when Tony Stark started building heaps of portable fusion reactors and then the Wakandans came along with their flying cars and shit. 

Admittedly the guaranteed housing and employment was in a Siberian Salt Mine and having travelled across both nations from coast to coast, I’d still rather be poor in the US. It’s got nicer weather and food.

They barely took part in the first one* and waited a good year and a bit before dipping their toes into the sequel but y’know whatevs.

“You took the metaphor out of my mouth - I was going to go with Trader Joe’s hiring a famous baker to make their baguettes, but I couldn’t think of a famous baker.”

It looks nothing like Darth Vader!

Who is no stranger to a celebrity video-game cash-in himself

How about an Oldsmobile (with a shotgun and a chainsaw-hand)?

Is that ‘small horse business’ as in the sort of business where one may purchase a ‘L’il Sebastian’?

Godzilla.

I’ve seen *male* firefighters with hair that length.

It’s already been rebooted only they decided to call it ‘Chappy’ and set it in South Africa.

Let me get this straight. It’s a random human interest subject with no real links to music, movies, TV, games or comic books but you report on it anyway. That’s cool. No skin off my nose but YOU COULD AT LEAST SHOW A PHOTO OF THE SQUID STATUE YOU CHEAP BASTARDS!!!

At a guess I’d say it provides a free platform to help sell Amazon Prime subscriptions while providing an income stream from advertisers.

Aww bless. He’s all grown up now...

We’ve finally got you yanks using roundabouts.

They’ve also had a detrimental effect on the art of the car chase:

Fuck it. Space-X!