The clone troopers were all based on a Maori bloke so -as anyone in New Zealand and Oz will confirm- they most likely jacked in the Empire gig for higher paying work in the mines and oil-fields of Western Australia.

Given the general performance of stormtroopers, I don’t think they spend that much on training them either.

With her creativity, the obsessive face-hiding and her often very blunt interview responses I’ve always thought that Sia might be on the spectrum herself which would make the resulting backlash over her relatively tactless comments absolutely fucking hilarious.

I know this has already been referenced on Family Guy but I feel it really needs repeating:

Did you know that Julia Stiles was extremely embarrassed by her stint on The Madalorian?

Hamilton is an amazing driver with a shitload of talent but it’s impossible to declare him the GOAT on the basis of how un-level the playing field is and how patchy his career has been. Mercedes have been completely untouchable since the move to hybrid engines so Hamilton has really only had 2 drivers in this era to…

Also Scott Bakula for Quantum Leap, NCIS New Orleans and while there were only 4 seasons of Star Trek Enterprise, he only falls short of the magic 100 by 3 episodes and he also voiced the character in the video game adaptation which makes up the shortfall in my opinion

Been racking my brain trying to come up with people who’ve cleared that bar and the best I can come up with is Patrick Warburton for Rules of Engagement, Family Guy and Venture Bros

FIFA. Just to see Scotland win the World Cup.

All arguments for 2000 being a shit year cinema-wise are rendered null and void by Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

I am.

Roger, Roger.

“Jabbar is an inspired suggestion!”

Personally I found BY’s behaviour hilarious and not at all jarring because life has always been ridiculously cheap in Star Wars.

They should have messed with peoples heads and cast the woman who voices GlaDOS

When she said in an interview that one of her favourite Rom-Coms was ‘Gone Girl’ I knew she was the gal for me! 

If it’s in the city and we can’t use bikes, I’d go for the Toyota GR Yaris. It’s quick off the mark, has modern day rally handling and can fit through spaces that the average cop car can only dream of.

Your snark is woefully misplaced. Abysmally so! Johnny Depp maybe a prize douchebag but he isn’t even remotely in the same league as Rupert Murdoch’s flagship tabloid newspaper when it comes to cuntish behaviour.

He’ll always be remembered in Scotland as the milkman with the longest round in Edinburgh.

Best friend? Nobody liked Gorman!