The Sopranos prequel with Michael Gandolfini as young Tony is just around the  corner too

“They are not, in fact, a nation comprised entirely of kindly Mounties”

Shows like Doom Patrol and Harley Quinn are soiling the good name of DC with their ‘jokes’. These are serious subjects that require a serious focus. Flippant humour shall not be tolerated.

You’re planning to go tour theme parks in a country that’s almost a theme park in itself and you’re leaving the kids at home!?

At the moment my spirit animal is a Wild Turkey. I’ve had the better part of a bottle of it and I’ll happily chin any cunt who tries to check me for it.

HBO is certainly responsible for a lot of whacking but nowhere near as much as Cinemax

In Germany they named a whole city after it!

Well, obviously Apple TV is only available in international waters

Halle Berry did ‘Everything-face’ in Cloud Atlas so I figure it’s permitted

For a fairly average comic-book sequel film, X-Men Days of Future Past has an obscenely stacked cast when it comes to awards: You’ve got 2 Knights (Sir Patrick, Sir Ian), 3 Oscar Winners. (Halle Berry, J-Law, Anna Paquin), 4 Oscar Nominees (Sir Ian, Ellen Page, Michael Fassbender, Hugh Jackman),  2 Bond Girls (Halle…

Airport ‘77 beats both on account of its terrifying VHS cover

Not just tide but also river flow (heavy rains further upstream in the preceding days can create a swift rise in river height that’s harder to predict than the tide) and the boat’s draft.

Rotterdam’s ‘cool’ district is called ‘Amsterdam’

Fun fact.

You can piss off with your ‘Australian actor’ bollocks!

He was cancelled 5 years ago for ‘Pixels’

To be fair, when a plumber comes round to my house I too expect him to work on the plumbing.

That’s who I was referring to. I remember all of it coming to light after Deadwood had finished though. Didn’t realise it actually predated it.

This is just an example of an ongoing trend that could have some pretty shitty consequences if taken too far.

Other contenders: