Anybody got any veras?

Laarvely! 

Florence Pugh’s been great in everything I’ve seen her in so far. This looks promising. 

IT’s like Sam Raimi’s Oldsmobile. It appears in all his films.

Yes. even the Last Samurai. 

Tom Cruise owns a P-51 - Ie learned that little bit of trivia when he appeared on Top Gear. He’s probably had it written into the movie for no reason other than to show off.

“There has been a power grab in Genovia that is threatening the supply of Genovian Pears. Since the Principality of Genovia is a NATO ally (it’s in France, I googled it), the US Navy is giving assistance at the request of Queen Amelia Thermopolis Renaldo. The Queen specifically requested that the mission be led by her…

I agree. If you’re after a classic Tomb Raider game you’ll probably find it harrowing however I’m loving the ridiculousness of it all.

Not content with her usual MO of trashing miraculous archaeological wonders, the story kicks off with Lara Croft inadvertently kick-starting the Apocalypse and presumably killing…

Whilst i’m away at work I’ve been working through the backlog of games stored on my old PS4. (The PSPro is back at home and is on full-time racing-sim duties)

Roman Candles?
Pfft.

“I am imposing a ten-comment limit on my own consideration of Quentin Tarantino’s musings about his eventual retirement. I might decide that a tenth comment that is primarily about his Star Trek project should not actually count towards my ten-comment limit, and I should wrap things up with a comment that focuses…

You need to get yourself to any of the merch stalls in Melbourne that pop-up around town in the weeks leading to the Australian GP. I swear some of them are still selling Brawn GP gear!

“That comment was like a spoiler within a spoiler replying to a comment about spoilers.

Everyone has the movie adaptation of Ghost in the Shell wrong.

My Father swears it’s pronounced ‘livery’ which sounds to me like the description of a taste. 

“Cops have just over half the death rate of truck drivers, and roughly the same death rate as construction supervisors.”
I’m not surprised they have the same death rate as construction supervisors. Both jobs involve the abuse of authority and a great deal of sitting around on fat asses, eating donuts. Probably not the…

The plot contrivance everyone’s avoiding in favour of the ‘Series 1's alcoholic boorish bloke acts drunkenly boorish’ hot take is that of Steve’s relegation to the nerd leagues.
As much as I loved his and Robin’s plotline (and sailor costumes) it was still hard to believe that the popular BMW-driving rich kid with…

“I could be wrong about this as I’ve never encountered supernatural monsters from another dimension. But I feel like if I had and it was six months after the latest encounter, I’d be pretty prone to believe any signs that crazy shit was happening again”

Watching it I was thrilled to see that I own the same shoes as Sailor Steve (blue Adidas Gazelles.) I feel truly on top of the world! 

“After an extensive search, it was abundantly clear that Halle possesses that rare combination of spirit, heart, youth, innocence, and substance”

Oh and as far as sanitation goes, if Thanos’ snap had erased 80 - 90% of the population then *maybe*the sewerage systems of Paris, Rome, Athens etc might actually be able to cope for once.

That only works if Europe’s massive fleet of budget airlines had planes that were in the air at the time instead of their usual habitat: sitting on the tarmac with busted air-conditioning waiting for the outcome of yet another strike by the air-traffic controllers.