It's actually got a lot more than that (including clever ways they broke the 4th wall)- but I respect your opinion.

Lest we forget...

Strahan is a fan of the silver can-can.

Quick, someone PhotoShop me Nicki Minaj's ass-cheeks replaced by two Apple logos- STAT.

This shit just depresses me even more.

As heartwarming as this tale is, as a byproduct, I can't get the fucking Hey Dude theme song out of my fucking head now. Oh great, now it's Salute Your Shorts, because they used to play them back-to-back. Oh great, now I'm thinking from before that, to You Can't Do That On Television. Damn you, Jezebel.

Yes, you weren't blaming women for anything, you were just telling them to shut up, and do what they're told so they don't in the off-chance, piss off emotionally unbalanced and overly-aggressively men who deal with their anger with physical violence.

This is heavy.

I don't know why this image popped into my head when I thought of those movie theaters. Oh, right. Because I'm damaged.

Image of Sarah Young, shortly after this passage from her book appeared in Justin Bieber's Instagram Feed:

The Totally Rad Diary of Anne Frank: That's So 80s! Edition.

In his defense, he is a Nets fan.

... And all this science, I don't understand. It's just a job 5 days a week. And also I'm just a goddamn frog.
A rocket frog.
A rocket frog.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til I hit the ground again to find,
I'm not the frog they think I am at the glades
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket frog
Rocket frog, blasted up…