It’ll probably stay on Hulu, where it already is.

That's my purse!

Nothing? Nada? You’ve literally never seen anything that he wrote, produced or directed that you thought was good?

Add in the cost of child care that 12K turns into 25k+. If your partner makes enough I can see a lot of people sacrificing a few luxuries to be able to spend that much time with their kids.

He can’t even make the apology funny - like most shitty comedians who are confronted for offensive shit, he falls back on platitudes instead of jokes, like the following:

The first time I saw John Williams conduct live at the Hollywood Bowl a few years ago, they had Kobe come out onstage and read that dumb-ass poem or whatever it was that he wrote about basketball. The animated short that went with it played on the screen behind him, the orchestra scored it live to picture, people…

The Times interestingly reports that while Phoenix did this frequently with some actors, he never once fell to pieces while shooting with Robert De Niro, suggesting that while the actor might have been giving into some deep psychological need to withdraw, he was more than capable of pulling himself together when…

I find it amusing that you think a review where I suggest you’d be better off playing with your own asshole for an hour and a half to be “too nice.” Thanks though! I’m a ray of goddamn sunshine!!!!!

Not that it matters in the slightest, but the “rated X by an all-Christian jury” thing is stolen directly from the tagline for Sweet Sweetback, where it was an all-white jury (I maintain that’s the best tagline in history): http://www.metamute.org/editorial/articles/rated-x-all-white-jury

So, I saw the title of this movie and clicked the link (because of course I did), and as the page was loading up I thought to myself “No, this can’t possibly be a movie about a priest either fighting or becoming a dinosaur, even for this column that’s absurd, the ‘veloci-’ part of the title is probably just because…

I pay $1,500 per seat for Jets season tickets, exhibition games included (10 games x $150 =$1,500). When we complained about the preseason games being the same price as “real” games they changed the price of the tickets. Now my exhibition games only cost $50 but my real games vs the Giants and the Patriots are $250.…

About 10 or so years ago, this new, young guy who started working in my office wanted to put together a softball team to play against other agencies. I agreed as he seemed otherwise alright... at work. Go to our first practice, dude had doughnut weights for his fucking bat. I knew it was going to be a long couple of…

It is a pretty great line (IV’s takedowns are always a joy to read) but for my money, the single best AV Club takedown line is from Dowd’s review of Replicas: “Shot in Puerto Rico, but set almost exclusively in a nondescript suburban home and underdressed laboratory, Replicas has all the production value of an…

Well, you might say the quality of Hollywood franchises...has fallen

The Italian chain?
Like, in case you wanted to put a cannoli in your shirt pocket or something?

I hear the patent owner Al E. Gator couldn’t be reached for comment, but could be seen in an oversized fedora, trench coat, and what looked like green boots. 

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

It’s important to keep in mind - and this is something that literally every article I’ve seen on the topic has completely ignored - that this figure includes twenty three employees at the ranch, and they probably all smoke on the boss’s dime.

It is not at all obvious from the Variety article that the issue was the anti-Nazi message in and of itself. Depicting Hitler (even an imaginary one) is always going to be controversial (see, for example, Lavie Tidhar’s “A Man Lies Dreaming”), especially in a comedic context (Lubitsch’s “To Be Or Not To Be” was…

Let he who has not shirked a multi-million dollar career to mudwrestle on a YouTube reality show cast the first stone.