As far as I’m concerned, Jim Henson is one of the finest family entertainers to have ever lived, and The Muppet Show has been one of my favourite programmes since I was two years old, so the fact that this is directed by Brian hurts even more, somehow. If it was someone else I could accept it (although Melissa…

Yeah, didn’t even need to watch the trailer, they lost me at Melissa McCarthy. 

Avengers 4: Fred Hembeck Destroys the Marvel Universe

There are also plenty of sequences that focus on Steve’s fancy new motorcycle with its fancy bulletproof (but mostly opaque) windshield that conveniently pops off to be used as his regular shield.

Guys. Um, hey guys. I’m starting to think that Charles Pulliam-Moore is a not particularly good writer with bad taste and a paper-thin knowledge of comic book characters.

Thank you for sparing me the work of having to scold Charles for this nonsense. He probably watched “Man of Steel” while drunk and thought it was “Captain America - The First Avenger”.

Also, this bullshit right here:

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[quote]there’s always the rumors of Tean Titan’s returning to it’s pre TT GO form as an animated offering. *fingers crossed*[/quote]

Never? Can “Never” be the answer?

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Why was Thor not a Shakespearean epic in your opinion?

And this is why “but why didn’t they aim for the legs?” is a bad take for any given shooting.

The very first thing I thought of when I saw the Tesla in space was Heavy Metal. Given how he packed this thing with sci-fi references, it wouldn’t be surprising if that imagery didn’t at least unconsciously inform this brilliant stunt.  

It’s your one way ticket to midnight
Call it heavy metal
Higher than high, feelin’ just right
Call it heavy metal

LEEEEEET THE PUN-SHINE IN

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

I was so sure it was Deadpool. Like 99 percent sure.

You need to keep something in mind, before ANYONE gets on the “Marvel needs to be willing to lose money and not be greedy because this is IMPORTANT” train - if Marvel isn’t making any money, then the “cause” isn’t being helped because no one is reading the comics.

THANK you.