I think “How can two brothers actually write a movie together.”   I can’t even plan a group present for my parents with my siblings without it becoming a fight. 

Hot take, but they are right to ban this kind of play. With the targeting rules as they are in the NCAA, players are (as they should be) gun-shy about clobbering a dude just standing there defenseless. Hell, it might even be a personal foul even if it’s a live play -- the refs could just say he had given himself up.

Is “Ma’am” on the list of things I can’t say anymore? When did that happen? Because it sounds like you’re telling me that every time I thought I was being polite by calling a woman “Ma’am,” I was actually being an [insert appropriate pejorative term here].

Here. Cleanse yourself.

And this is why “but why didn’t they aim for the legs?” is a bad take for any given shooting.

LEEEEEET THE PUN-SHINE IN

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

Or maybe he’s a fucking idiot that got wasted, forgot he ordered food, and pointed a gun in the face of a girl delivering his food.

It might actually need an extra “a.”

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Always that one douche that has to bring trump and politics into it. Umpire blows for doing that to him. But for everyone’s sake you should be ejected from life

God damn EVE is so interesting. I just wish the actual gameplay was more fun than filling out a Starfleet requisition form for self-sealing stem bolts.

I still don’t really understand why trucks aren’t diesel-electrics like locomotives are. And as impractical as a hydrogen infrastructure is, I still say it makes way more sense than a battery-electric long-haul semi that probably needs to waste at least half of its load capacity just to carry its “fuel”, even with the…

Let’s look at a little contrast. Shall we?

It’s not called a “stain”. It’s called “bane of Plaxico”.

Faun Fiction. ;)

Dear IOC,

*Insert MegaForce reference here*