Sadly, that’s completely normal. Most women who get killed by an ex typically have this histories of complaining to cops, being stalked, etc and cops like “well not done anything too bad yet” until finally they die.

Its a large reason of why so many crimes against women go unreported.  Rapes, abuse, etc.  Or why…

So he is quite literally a second-rate Bill Buckley.

He is one of those guys who you know insists he is “totally not angry, just finds it interesting.” at least a dozen times a day.

What is with conservatives and using words like “masticating” instead of “chewing?” Really, probably biting or nibbling is the right word, but conservative writers always give themselves away pretty quickly with this kind of florid verbiage.

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Polys want that cracker

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of slow pitches?

Even if Deadspin finds a video of a Bear windsurfing, this is still going to be my sports highlight of the day. Sportsmen - they’re just like us!

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

Ask Charlie Kirk?

“Hey everybody!”

It’s really obvious when you think about it.  The only way to keep a team in Tampa is to move it somewhere else.

Some Silicon Valley financier just came up with an idea for a new app. The gig economy is about to make a killing.

$5,000 in the US only gets you a murder consultant.

Shit like this is why banning the shift is dumb. I know, I know, it’s way harder than it looks to use the half of the field that is wide open, especially when the models say that pulling the ball and hitting monster dongs is most efficient. But maybe your model is just wrong. Use the whole damn field!

Okay, wait, are the commenters here legitimately angry about Burneko’s obvious joke from yesterday? That post was a work of art, and clearly a satire, which literally opened with what was basically a disclaimer calling what followed a bad take. Did any of these ridiculous whiners actually read the damned post?

Why do people keep mentioning this and not understanding the point of that article? Is everyone being willfully obtuse or is obvious satire that hard to identify in this day and age?

It actually happened more than once, which is what led to burneko’s skewering of the genre.

Are people really upset about Burneko’s post or is this just a joke about how similar the two were? I feel like a dipshit but I can’t tell if people are actually upset at a post that was clearly meant to be satire. 

Hopefully Wilbon is somewhere taking notes.