So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

Really, any of the 3 thar aren’t the NFL. NBA keeps getting better (though the pure suck of some teams makes some games unwatchable), MLB is timeless fun (if you think the baseball is boring and can devote 4 hours to watching 6 minutes of football, fuck off) and the NHL isn’t at its best right now, but features the…