I got caught in one of those, but I waited till the guy started pitching to the whole crowd before I got really pissed. I stood up and walked right across the front of his makeshift "stage" and spit in his face and told him to FOAD as I went by. I was out the door and I have no idea how he reacted or recovered.

Tom Keene is way more of a douche than Agent Douchebag McUseless. I want to beat him up every time he comes on screen.