Why is that whale trying to mate with a dead shark?

I assume that’s your answer for police brutality as well. People should “quit being assholes and follow the rules.” Corporate America and the Police State were not in need of a spokesperson, but they thank you for your compliance anyway.

These are people who don’t travel that much. There is literally a Reddit page (Churning) that teaches people how to get/use airline/credit card points to be able to get more out of your flights.

What’s nice about a halter top is that when you vomit up your 12th lime-a-rita it won’t necessarily get stained.

From Twitter -- “Why is Sara Palin dressed like she’s headed to singles night at the local Moose lodge?”

That looks like fucking Hee Haw.

Straight out of the movie “Idiocracy” - Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

Too late, for that is indeed the very name of my barbershop quartet.

Below, Pictured: A man who filmed a sextape with Scott Stapp, a man who routinely sang about raping teenage girls, and Sarah Palin - who is by far the least objectionable person in this picture.

Because executions require witnesses, and we can’t go exposing those witnesses to gruesome death. It’s hard enough finding willing witnesses to lethal injections. The main criteria is looking clean and humane, not actually being clean and humane.

How absolutely naive and foolish, mate.  Do you understand a fascist takeover of a country? Let’s say you were Jewish, or gay, in 1930s Germany. Trying to figure out if you would flee with your family or not. Let’s say you were living in Chile under Pinochet, or a hundred other examples. Let’s say you’re a Muslim, or…

I think the best thing would be if it was console exclusive.

This was my first thought, too. Typically you can’t even put in things any way but the right way, including CPUs, and if you *do* struggle, it’s usually a sign that you’re doing something completely wrong and should maybe stop doing things that way. I didn’t once while dismounting a ‘02 vintage CPU fan and ended up…

I’m just going to leave this here.