One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

It’s hard not to make fun of this guy’s “missionary” efforts too. Did you read what he was doing?

This was also his 3rd or 4th attempt on that island. They had previously shot at him.

He’s a fucking fascist that praised another violent fascist for attacking and body slamming a reporter that was doing his job. He calls reporters enemies of the people. And now one of his people sends pipe bombs to CNN and he wants to claim he doesn’t have any of the blame? Cadet Bone Spurs the bully coward can fuck…

I had a “conversation” with a false flag jackass yesterday. I said that if we were going to pull theories out of our asses, mine was that gay aliens from Mexico, not Mexicans living in the US, but spaceship-flying gay aliens who had hidden their ships beneath an Aztec pyramid, were behind the whole thing. Go big or go…

“We have to come together, and send one very clear, strong, unmistakable message that acts or threats of political violence of any kind have no place in the United States of America.”

On my way to the comments section!

I imagine some profit-obsessed CFO of an AAA publisher reading this and getting a headache. “Wait, you mean...we give something away for FREE...no profit...and that helps the game make MORE money later?”

*clutches head and screams in terror while brain implodes into a black hole*

Anyone who was alive in the EARLY 90s…

My solution is to own a Lenovo, which thanks to its poor manufacture is rendered largely unusable 50% of the time. If I can’t access my files because they’re deleted, I just don’t care, because I couldn’t see them anyway! 

Because he’s going to make a run at POTUS sooner or later and he can’t have the sword of being the one who denied the GOP a 5th seat on the SCOTUS hanging over him if he hopes to ever have a chance at the party nomination.

He’s a fucking moron. That’s how everything trips him up.

Actually, Trump isn’t sure he’s ever heard the phrase “home sweet home” before. And he’s really surprised nobody’s thought of it before now, because it sounds nice doesn’t it? “Home sweet home.” Trump is actually really happy that he just invented the phrase “home sweet home.” First time that phrase has been used,…

The sight of that little anus mouth puckering and unpuckering doesn’t get any easier.

I do closed captioning for a living, and except for unusual circumstances, like a first person testimony about something like the Holocaust or Rawandan genocide, where you transcribe every stammer, false start, and filler word, you clean up people’s speech as you go, not just eliminating those things but also…

Look, the guy is a fucking imbecile...counting to three trips him up, spelling the word ‘it’ trips him up, reading ‘see Dick run’ trips him up, moving his lips without telling a lie trips him up. So many things.

I really wanted to give the guy the benefit of the doubt, but I think it would be just as easy to “remember that dark period” with a coverup tattoo. Covering up tattoos is probably 50% of a tattoo artist’s business these days. He could cover the offensive art with something expressing his atonement. And I sort of hate…

I played in a band with a white guy who had a fully black forearm - a tattoo that literally inked his whole arm from wrist to elbow, 360 degrees. I never asked... but I know that must be covering up some shit the dude wasn’t about anymore. I think that is the preferred method, not leaving it and saying, “Deal with it,…

He called the cops? wtf? There are only 2 options when this happens a) high five your friend and get high as fuck, or b) high five your friend, sell that shit, then get high as fuck.

I thought this was a known trend: