I kinda wish they’d kept The Handmaid’s Tale one. I doubt the Venn diagram of Emoji Movie viewers and Handmaid’s Tale viewers involves a ton of overlap, and I feel like Emoji movie viewers could probably benefit from a little Handmaid’s Tale...

this emoji: 😓 on the girl in red in Schindler’s List

but I thought Superman was dead :(

I don’t know. His acting style seems to not be able to go multiple ways. I can’t think of the phrase for that, though...

To be fair, the reason I didn’t watch the new Muppet show was because the commercials made it look like they were all acting out of character...

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

...and that’s my point, and my answer to your original question. I think it’s time we separate evangelicals from evangelical Christians.

Yes, he is very wrong for not delivering a dissertation covering the breadth of the topic during this interview.

Sounds like they’re trying to get here to participate in a contest.

My roots in this country go back over 300 years, I never thought I would be this fucking disgusted with America and so truly ashamed of this country.

Well, I know I feel safer here in this shining city on the hill, this beacon of freedom, this safe harbor for the wretched and yearning, this symbol that if you work hard you can achieve anything!

Hot Fuzz is my all-time favorite movie as well. Anytime I need a pick-me-up, I go for the greater good.

well at least you’re reasonable about your expectations. “i was going in expecting it to become the new best movie i’ve ever seen in my life forever and ever amen but it fell short”

he’s so stinkin cuteeeeeee

She more than deserves an Emmy for her role on Legion. She’s a fucking force of nature.

Chris Carter just needs to let this series die. And honestly, Fringe was much better than anything in Season 10.

Here’s how Julius feels about it:

Even worse than Trump thinking he won, Congress will see this as a green light for passing the AHCA. Ryan and McConnell win yet again.

Yeah, I know, a single-digit loss in a district R’s won by 20 points last year, blah blah blah. Anybody else depressed as fuck right now? We are stuck with Trump and his evil brethren for the foreseeable future, and if there’s anything worse than Trump, it’s Trump thinking he won something. That’s Trump at maximum…

Before you give this article a hard time thinking that is serious, he’s satirizing the piece they wrote on vulture about WW.