Instead of directly screaming “your dad is running this country!!!” Try nearby loudly saying “Trump is ruining this country!” Then pointedly looking in their direction with utmost disdain.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

I liked it but I can see how others would not. I just love that look that Meryl gives.

I live on Franklin Ave, I can even see my apartment way off in the distance of their profile picture, but I have not been able to get through an entire episode of this podcast and I’ve tried three times. Maybe I’m missing something but it’s a joke right? They’re trolling everyone in gentrified BK, right?

How did a copy/pasted email exchange between 2 other people involve any bias on the part of Rich?

I’m shocked it’s even at 46. But I’m also shocked anyone could have voted for this sexually assaulting, low IQ, conman. So what do I know.

Actually it isn’t what the majority of Americans want. But, since we have a completely ass backwards system of electing a President that makes some votes worth more than others........well here were are.

Oh, so NOW Yertle the Turtle is willing to entertain the probability of Russian interference?

At least she’s doing something.

Ah yes, “The Cumberbatch Phenomenon”

Better that than basic boring.

It’s strange to me that this is news now. I mean I’m glad it’s being talked about. But she said this FOREVER. Now people believe it because they heard men verify it?

I am about as straight as they come, and I would seriously have to consider any offers chimney entering made by the above mentioned Santa...

He could enter my chimney, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

Now this is real blasphemy. SANTA CANNOT BE SEXY.

this tweet is paradise

Fuck all of this. Fuck everything. Idris Elba should be every Santa, everywhere.

I feel like I’ve seen lots of black Santa’s at the mall before. Why did this one make the news for some reason?