Onanism: benefits of, 1-496

That sounds like some shit a white girl would write.

Okay I know, anyone can sue over anything.

Let’s re-do the whole election. Everyone who wishes they had voted last time would have their chance. We could make sure there are neutral observers, audit the bejesus out of the whole thing, just to be sure. I’m sure Trump will be down with his idea.

I saw lots of people tweeting a tweet him that if he thinks there were over a million people voting illegally, that we should re-count. He has no idea of the implications of his own words. He’s a goddamn moron.

HOW does he think there is any way he won the popular vote? He is somehow claiming that he totally legitimately won, but also that it was rigged.

His Twitter meltdown today is so... true to form.

I disagree.

I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.

Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!

Needs lots more stars. A terrifying statement, but absolutely the best outcome in the near term.

The best I can hope for is that my cocaine tree sprouts soon.

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

Wait, so minority women do our part (like we’ve ALWAYS done) and it’s still get back to work. How about white America gets to work on themselves?

How about you talk to African-Americans and Latinos who showed their asses and voted for Trump more than they did for Romney.

Ice dragons

My condolences. This can’t be easy for you.

My parents are at that rally and called to let us know they were okay. I think their definition of being okay, and mine are a wee little different. I’m so ashamed. 😭

The Constitution?