What expensive graphics! I wonder, did they use QuarkXPress 1997 or 1998?

What’s worse is that any time a Russian athlete wins a medal — even if they happen to not be unnaturally enhances — that win will be called into question. Russia fucked its whole team.

He’s creepy and he’s kooky, mysterious and spooky, that’s for sure.

Bath Beach is an awesome name though. Traces back to when that was considered a cottage leisure community. Also has a nice British ring to it.

You know, traditionally ‘South Brooklyn’ is really just the neighborhoods of Park Slope, Gowanus, Red Hook and Carroll Gardens, among others, as they were south of the original city center of Brooklyn. Those neighborhoods further south were not actually a part of Brooklyn until the consolidation of the five boroughs…

OOOOF.

This actually makes me feel bad for Melania. No way she was actually aware of this. Donald probably gave her the speech in its entirety. And now we all get to literally compare her with Michelle, one of the best First Ladies in history.

I don’t mean to put this out in the ether but I actually think Sansa Stark is not long for this world, and it’s Littlefinger’s meddling that’s going to cause it.

Not a big fan of that cover artwork, but those interiors with Uhura are lovely and a pretty good likeness to boot.

This sad supercut is missing one crucial scene — from The Color Purple

Okay, beautiful thread of convincing arguments, now I think Brie will be amazing as Marvel and, actually, now I want to see Dane DeHaan as Galactus!

So Natalie Dormer and Jessica Chastain are off the table? Bummer. Brie just seems a bit too waify. Can an indie darling play a galatic warrior? Who next — Michael Cera as Nova?

Certainly there’s a way to get My Little Pony (another Hasbro property) and Furbys into this universe. I demand it!

Michelle Pfeiffer was good, but the person who created the catsuit deserves 20 Oscars. It’s the perfect movie costume.

Gave me flashbacks to this:

As a Flash super-fan, something felt very off about this episode to me. I think I’m slightly concerned with the easy-breezy way they seem to be dealing with both alternate dimensions and time travel in general. The Flash is quite limber in the comics with regards to crossing these barriers, but TV Flash is not there…

This list is full of trendy choices that have only reached an elevated ‘classic’ status in the past decade — The Searchers, Marnie, Sunrise, Johnny Guitar. Marnie, in particular, was considered less Hitchcock for about four decades. Film critics are in general an insulated group, almost but not quite as bad as…

Viable = has more votes? Just a thought.

He can slash a Z into my flesh with his rapier any day.

I feel like you need to work in Hollywood or, if you do, you need a raise.