To be fair, the theme is rather abstract and to go hardcore metal-and-machinery isn’t quite on point. The winner will be the individual who goes Gilded Age meets Daft Punk.

I’m absolutely into Ellaria as a possible power player (mostly because Indira Varna is so captivating), but wow, how I wish the boat with the Sand Snakes would sink and drown them. They’re not interesting and are mere shades from their depiction in the book.

a nuclear submarine crashing into a topaz mermaid city.

Actually I would prefer the Cabinet be filled with the most qualified people, meaning that probably 75% would actually be women.

I’m so turned on right now.

I feel you have to have a lot of confidence as a simple cosmetic to paint yourself upon the royal queen. What brave lipstick shade will dare cling to her fierce pouty lips?

I think Ridley’s advantage is that she’s fairly new in the public eye so I wouldn’t exactly pigeon hole her as ‘everywoman’ quite yet. Lara Croft has a lot of sex appeal, something Ridley has obviously not gotten to exploit in film roles. But could I see her being a very convincing sex symbol? Of course. And she’s…

Since the show is Skins with superpowers, I hope this is the basis for some new programming under the banner Freeform After Dark. Because I can’t image this will fly on the same channel that airs The 700 Club with Pat Robertson.

6) Why would you take such a pleasant guy off your show so unpleasantly?

What’s even worse is Steve’s last name is Ball, so obviously Steve Ball is gonna get the bat.....

In your list of people present for Negan to kill, you forgot Aaron, which I guess is perfectly natural, as the show forgot Aaron for most of the season.

AIDS isn’t a loser like Jeb Bush.

If the grim visage of Ted Cruz happened upon my phone via Tinder, I would throw it into a vat of boiling acid.

I have absolutely no clue how this show is going to work as a television show. Even the excellent Waid/Staples version had a pocket-universe quality about it, mostly scrubbed of the actual sullen trials of being a teenager. That’s why I’m a huge fan. (I subscribe to Betty and Veronica Comic Digest. Hi I’m gay.)

I hope everybody watches her in The Final Girls because that was one of the most surprisingly wonderful films of 2015.

I encourage any and all Marvel-Game of Thrones casting crossovers. (Sophie’s the number one reason I’m excited for Apocalypse.) Now they just need to make a New Mutants movie and cast Maisie Williams as Wolfsbane so that I can nerdgasm with relish.

I have a John Kasich tattoo on my inner thigh that offers you greetings during the sexy time.

I hope you’ve all been to the Museum of Jurassic Technology
in Los Angeles to see their moving portrait collection of Russian space dogs including Laika.

Meanwhile, what’s up with Woody Allen’s obsession with faces? His movies are filled with them. Many times he even relies on faces to express storyline. Weird right?

YES, this. Late ‘70s Batman comics by Dennis O’Neil were the apex of Bruce Wayne as a sort of super-powered Sherlock Holmes. That has literally been ignored in the movie universes and often in the animated one. He literally helmed a comic called Detective Comics.