GTFO RIGHT NOW!

E.T.
That scene where the government guys in spacesuits reach through the blinds scared to crap outta me. I’m still not comfortable around venetian blinds. The rest of the film was just a nightmare.

I know... that warty cock shocked the hell out of me.

Then you would have stumbled upon the hideout of Ziggy Stardust.

Reward for best WTF Moment goes to... seriously I hope I see Freddie Prinze Jr. some day so i can flip him off and yell “Fuck You Bull!”.

This had to have been a set-up comment right? I mean... really?

Does it even NEED to be announced?

I would say time manipulation. Travel’s great but pausing time, stretching it, rewinding and altering; terrible stuff.

Bah! Drinking milk is an incredible evolutionary advantage, allowing us to gain nutrition from cattle and livestock without having to slaughter them and lower the breeding stock. Lean times became less lean and we became healthier. Lactose tolerance helped build civilization. So...

... Got Milk?

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This has been done.

Mine is waking up on the street homeless with no memory of how I got there or how long it's been.

Seriously? You guys have never heard of Three Skeleton Key?

This is now my life motto.

Curt is also a die-hard Romney/Bush conservative. He donates and speaks at events. He's been a huge proponent of the "bootstraps" style of entrepreneurship. Yet here he is falling back on the Government to support his pitiful failure. But this won't phase him. He'll be up and running with his 1% buddies knocking…