Just looking at the location of the photos I’m guessing the owner should never have bought a used BMW in the first place, because (I own two), they require regular maintenance and service/parts aren’t cheap. Comes with the territory.

Unfortunately, that would be playing into protesters’ hands.

Still not enough.

No dice on the car. It’s a great example of the worst era of American carmaking, and it would be best suited to a scrap yard so we can forget it as soon as possible.

8 grand for that wax banana is straight clown tits.

That 22 year old Lexus is an absolute bucket of red flags. There’s a lien on the car but it’s paid? Wut? And it’s up to you to retrieve the pink slip after an as is sale? Bahahaha good luck with that. Oh but it doesn’t stop there. Not registered since 2020 but there’s “an application started”. Baaaahahahahah. You…

The BMW Wagon in Venice is a great deal since it will probably be your apartment as well.  NP

Remember the RAM extenders, the thingies you could buy that would fit into your RAM slots to give you more slots?  Loved those back in the day, it let me turn 8mb into 24mb for the low price of like $200 between the extenders and the new SIMMs, woo!

that door panel

The core issue isn’t competition, but rather the fact that his allocation is going to be reduced. So even if customers choose the plaintiff’s dealership over the new guy, Nissan isn’t going to let him buy enough inventory to sell to them.

You read a bit of Ayn Rand and now think you see the world clearer than a man that has decades of experience running a car dealership? What next, Catcher in the Rye?

I mean it looks decent both inside and out. And it’s useful because it’s a wagon and has AWD (for snow).

I can’t do it. Mileage on its way home from a trip to the moon, the most base of base-ass models, with an underpowered motor backed up by a slush box.
ND.
If it were a stick, Maaaayyyybe I could punch the NP since its in decent condition, but nope.

Forever his name shall be tarnished

“The man’s relative is a welder and left his welding equipment in the trunk of the car, which lead to the explosion.”

Bullet hole stickers, something so ridiculous they make me wish the holes were real.

Truck Nutz is so obvious I’m surprised it wasn’t in the prompt.

Bonus: double the fuel...FOR FREE!

I want to live in the alternate universe where Koenigsegg ended up buying Saab 

let me buy that terrier and stuff it in the front of my element driving only the front wheels so i can go out in a blaze of glory.