Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

I think the thing most folks are missing in the analysis of this is that professional sports are the haven of faux Christian cavemen who likely retreated to their caves to wonder aloud “why are there women in the fucking locker room anyway.”

Literally the only excuse for the Astros’ initial official reaction is…

So this super patriot doesn’t already own an AR-15 or nine, he has to go buy one?

“CIVAL WAR,” “rediculous’ and, “Capital Hill.” Yep, he’s a Trump supporter.

So he’s your typical Trump voter, a white guy with money who talks a big game, but would fold in an instant if you so much as looked at him with any intent. “SOMEONE NOTICED MY TWEET?! DELETE MY ENTIRE ACCOUNT!” is a pussy ass bitch move just like his hero, president pussy ass bitch.

Autocorrect has a liberal bias.

George was right all along.

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

“No one fucks with us ever. Now I don’t give a fuck who we play. We’re gonna fuck them up. We’re gonna take it right to them the whole fucking way. We’re gonna kick their fucking ass.”

Everybody forgets Cardinals fans’ black friends!

As a Mariners fan I’m ok with this. If the M’s were in the world series we’d all be dealing with baseballs version of the 12's

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

“I do think that this is more complicated than you’re making it.”

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

Between this and MLB randomly changing all of the balls again for the playoffs...why even follow sports anymore?

This is a good question. No other sport has this issue where refs are able to just pick who wins the game based on nothing and face no consequences for it.

Yea, def not trying to catch the ball with his hands out and his eyes on the ball and not even looking at Allison. Try being an objective fan for once.

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