1980

“I have wasted my life” - I LOL’d at this.

My parents gave me a map, pointed to Japan and China, and said “these are different countries”. I've never forgotten that lesson.

I just learned that Splinter is officially dead a few minutes ago.

I’m normally one for over-long prose, but I just want to say this, and then I shall shuffle off to gaze at my navel in other fields:

Some of the writers around here are among the sharpest, most incisive folks I’ve had the privilege of reading. There’s…

If anyone else is wondering why there are no stories today, we’re done here, folks:

It speaks volumes about these people that:

It should say “We’re very, very sorry about this.”

Exactly. I’ve but them all out. Its especially nice because the ones who always tried borrowing money are truly fucked. Life is very peaceful without trump scum in it.

It’s almost like these people are empty brain morons and should’t be paid attention to in any way shape or form! 

SO much wealthy white privilege it’s BLINDING.

“I just want to exist and he thinks I should be killed. I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree! Besties 4 evah!”

We can’t let politics tear us apart... we will disagree on strongly, and things we agree on — let’s treat each other with respect

Do they really not understand the difference between “views” and “actions”?

Yep, when Kaylie, Peyton, and Jaxson get picked up by the black van for being gay/atheist/liberal/whatever, then we’ll see the shit. Until then, DIABETES FOR EVERYONE!

It’s easy to not have baserunning errors if you never get on base!

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

+220, 221, whatever it takes.  

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

It would be interesting to see if MLB baseball would catch on in Miami, though

Can confirm. People immersed in PE are easily the worst people I’ve ever been involved with, and I comment on the internet.